At Least Nothing Was Superglued to the Backyard Ceiling
A Buffalo Grove resident reported someone moved several items around her backyard but had no idea who moved the items.
Never Get In Debt With Mermaids
Buffalo Grove police pulled a motorcycle out of a pond. The bike's owner told police he thought it had been repossessed.
Someone turned in an unwanted pair of handcuffs to the Northfield Police Department.
You Do The Math, Cuz I Can No Longer Do Math
A Chicago man was charged with felony DUI and aggravated DUI after police saw his car veering between lanes in Niles. When officers stopped the driver, he produced a Mexican ID and told police he only had two drinks, but officers saw a box containing seven empty cans of Modelo beer in the vehicle.
This Is How The Trix Rabbit Lost His Cereal Privileges
A Glencoe resident reported kids threw cereal down her driveway, then sped off. The resident told police the offenders were probably her daughter's friends.
